We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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