I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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