haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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