I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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