Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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