I cockslap morals
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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