So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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