she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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