problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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