Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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