I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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