do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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