Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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