Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.