dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?