the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i think i have two assholes
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over