I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
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Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.