I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?