I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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