Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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