Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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