dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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