Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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