somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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