First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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