Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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