I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
