Buhtt sex?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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