turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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