Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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