Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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