Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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