3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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