he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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