Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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