i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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