you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We are two peas in an std pod
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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