Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
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WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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