No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Farmville is her only friend.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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