guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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