don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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