So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I need to align my fucking chakras
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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