So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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