A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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