I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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