You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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