i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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