She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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