Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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