well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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