this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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