so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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