Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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