You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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