can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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