is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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