I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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