Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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